Different reactions to OPLAN: Put Little Girl to Sleep.
PeNoy: Work of fiction. (Still living in your own fictional world?)
Robredo: We will investigate. (Aba at bakit? Solved na ba ang Luneta massacre?)
AFP: We have no intelligence report supporting the claim. (Sir the military has lost whatever intelligence remains of it.)
Enrile: This is not to be taken lightly and should be investigated. (Ag biag ti Ilocano! We love you Senate President!)
Mahal: Tika . . . tika . . . batit naman aku nasali dyan??!!
Olarte: I'm sure we have Filipino doctors who can do this.
Efal Krissy: Excuse me lang ha – baby boy si Bimby ko at hindi baby girl! (F*ck off biatch!)
Gobernadora: If that is true then I think our 2011 GDP will hit 8%. (isa ngang smile dyan gobernadora.)
Secretary Mar: P*tang ina! Di nga?!! (If you’re looking for one look no farther! hihihi)
De Lima: Oink! Oink!
Drilon: Mas OINK! OINK!!
Sen. Pangilinan: NOTED!!
Dinky Soliman: OMG! Little girl? I will make sure that DSWD will look into this.
Feminists: Little girl?!! Babae na naman?? Makibaka!!! Wag matakot!
Dagul: Yes! Ligtas ako!
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