Sunday, December 4, 2011

OPLAN: Put Little Girl to Sleep

Different reactions to OPLAN: Put Little Girl to Sleep.

PeNoy: Work of fiction. (Still living in your own fictional world?)

Robredo: We will investigate. (Aba at bakit? Solved na ba ang Luneta massacre?)

AFP: We have no intelligence report supporting the claim. (Sir the military has lost whatever intelligence remains of it.)

Enrile: This is not to be taken lightly and should be investigated. (Ag biag ti Ilocano! We love you Senate President!)

Mahal: Tika . . . tika . . . batit naman aku nasali dyan??!!

Olarte:  I'm sure we have Filipino doctors who can do this.

Efal Krissy: Excuse me lang ha – baby boy si Bimby ko at hindi baby girl! (F*ck off biatch!)

Gobernadora: If that is true then I think our 2011 GDP will hit 8%. (isa ngang smile dyan gobernadora.)

Secretary Mar: P*tang ina! Di nga?!! (If you’re looking for one look no farther! hihihi)

De Lima: Oink! Oink!

Drilon: Mas OINK! OINK!!

Sen. Pangilinan: NOTED!!

Dinky Soliman:  OMG!  Little girl?  I will make sure that DSWD will look into this.

Feminists:  Little girl?!!  Babae na naman??  Makibaka!!!  Wag matakot!

Dagul:  Yes!  Ligtas ako!

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